Dear Self

Dear Self,

Today we are going to focus on safety lessons.

Lesson 1: If you decide to use the weed eater and you see the safety goggles next to the weed eater, put them on. Don't look at them and decide that you don't need them. If you do, just remember the large chunk of stick you got in your eye and that it hurt.

Lesson 2: It is not a very good idea to stick corn on the cob on the grill and then to take a shower while it cooks. Luckily the propane tank ran out of propane and the grill shut itself off, but thats probably a fire hazzard. Just think if it burned your house down, all your precious books might be ruined.

Lesson 3: You shouldn't scare Marissa. The other day you climbed on the roof to wash windows. You told her that if she heard a thud, it was probably you falling off the roof and to call 911. Then when you were done on the roof, you purposely took a flying leap through an open window into the house and landed with a thud. Poor Marissa thought you fell off the roof and nearly had a panic attack.

Lesson 4: It is not a good idea to stay up half the night reading when you have to get up early the next morning. And if you've already read the book once before, you really have no excuse. You already know whats going to happen.

Lesson 5: Don't forget to pray. It's probably saved your life countless times as you are a walking clumsy girl.

Love,

Les