Dear Diary

Dear Diary,

Do you keep my deep dark secrets that I don't write in you? Do you feel sad that you were given to me last year and you still have all blank pages? Do you mourn because of your lack of attention?

Well, mourn no more. I will give you away to someone who will give you a new home. Rachel, Cassie, Christine, anyone? Want a nice big diary to write in?

I suppose I should use you, but I don't. And since I don't do clutter and junk, out you go!

Bye Bye,

Les